Boycott whoever you like but don’t tell me it’s because you have principles — So Neil Young’s catalog, Joni Mitchell’s catalogue etc. etc. are now mainly on Amazon and Apple. We can all rest easy now, the world is truly a much safer place. But wait! Isn’t Amazon a company whose owner makes gazillions of dollars exploiting his workers. Running his trucks millions of…

It ain’t easy being a member of Congress — Think of all the hoops one has to jump through to run for public office. Especially on the federal level. You have to lie. You have to cheat. You have to kiss drooling babies. Fortunately, two out of three comes naturally for our current crop of public servants. But it…

The mysterious allure of Donald Trump’s ass — There is something unquestionably alluring and mysterious about the former president’s rather voluminous derrière. For some it is otherworldly and completely irresistible. Something the uninitiated can never hope to comprehend. As unappealing as it is to the eye, it attracts MAGAites like kamikaze bugs to a giant zapper. Flies to…

Welcome To Hell — CPAC: It stands for, Conservative Political Action Conference. And it will be taking place next week, Thursday through Sunday, in all of it’s white, odious glory in sunny Orlando, Florida. Home of Mickey Mouse, Daffy Duck and Pluto. And next week, Donald Trump will be added to the list of…

Pack up your bags kids — Washington D.C. has spoken. “Next!” New York City has spoken “You are no longer welcome here.” And now… it’s Palm Beach’s turn. This past President’s Day, after weeks of planning, a spontaneous crowd of MAGA folks showed up along the gilded sidewalks of the ritzy south Florida hamlet just to…

“Get thee behind me.” — “When I go to meet God at the pearly gates I don’t think he’s going to ask me, ‘Why didn’t you convict Trump?’ I may be wrong but I don’t think that’s gonna be at the top of the list.” Quoth Senator Lindsey Graham. For starters, it is my understanding…

Trump’s lawyers lower the bar — You think Trump is pissed off at his lawyers. Try the Republican senators. Curly and Moe (Larry wisely sat this one out) have come careening out of the gate like a couple of over-served teenagers at Spring Break. Even Michael Cohen could give these guys pointers. And it’s really sad when…

Who’s your daddy? — Everything Trump touches turns to shit. Just give it enough time. Like gravity, it’s one of nature’s immutable laws. It has been that way his entire pathetic life and it’s well documented. His list of failures is longer than his ridiculous red tie. Yet for reasons that defy science and logic, and just plain…

These days the party is eat up with crazy — The Republican Party has gone off the rails. Bat shit crazy off the rails. Gone are the good old days of merely serving their corporate donors and screwing John Q Public. That was fun while it lasted but when the rank and file finally rolled over and showed their bellies, the bloom…